So as I sat in Burger King watching the Olympics, I thought of a clever blog topic. I was watching Roger Federer play tennis against someone and wondered to myself - can anybody effectively return a Roger Federer serve?
Can anybody sing like Axl Rose from Guns 'n' Roses?
Can any white male jump like Sam McGuffie of U of M?
Can anybody throw a fastball like Joel Zumaya? (keep your eyes on the radar gun)
Can anybody lie like Slick Willy?
Can anybody beg for change like this man?
Can anybody smile and laugh as awkwardly as this man?
Can anybody stammer and mess up as much as this man?